Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mixed Nuts: Sandra Herold

I know that as a conservative, I'm definitionally deficient in human feeling, but as much as I try, I can't feel sorry for the 40 watt bulb who's pet chimp nearly killed someone. And I don't feel sorry for the chimp either.

True confession time: I haven't tried very hard.

This moron kept a 200 lb wild predator. Now we're all supposed to be shocked because it did what chimps do? And she's going to give the thing a funeral?

Puuuuuulllllueeeezzze. Memo to moron: Chimps are hardcore.

Now that the spot light is on, Sandra Herold is changing her story. Only a cynic would think that she's doing so to attempt to limit her liability, or to avoid a completely justified prosecution.