Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Max Mosely wants to be Governor of New York

He’s certainly raised the bar on sex scandals (warning – the link contains what can only be described as too much information not fit for family consumption); he’s doing Sir Oswald proud:

“The son of infamous British wartime fascist leader Oswald Mosley is filmed romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon. Mosley— a friend to F1 big names like Bernie Ecclestone and Lewis Hamilton— barks ORDERS in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms and enjoys being whipped until he BLEEDS.

The multi-millionaire son of Sir Oswald, who was a pal of Adolf Hitler, plays a concentration camp commandant in a FIVE-HOUR torture chamber video. “

Okey Dokey then. Nice to see that he’s playing out Sir Oswald’s fascist dreams, so to speak.

Top that, Elliot Spitzer. Mr. Mosley gets 5 girls for 5 hours for his cash. Plus a tape for family and friends! That's certainly good for a high Value Over Replacement Prostitute (VORP) score.

But one of the bummers of having a day job is that you get beat to the punch in terms of the obvious link to Roderick Spode, later the Earl of Sidcup.

Oh well, Max can join in with Al Gore’s Greenshirt Brigades.