Saturday, March 08, 2008

Global Cooling Alert

Now that HRH, Charles, Prince of Wales, and perhaps the lowest wattage bulb in Christendom (assuming that can one even refer to a COE run by Rowan Williams as Christendom….) has full throatedly endorsed global warming:

"If I may speak plainly among friends, this is sheer madness. The scientific facts are as plain as they are alarming. Worryingly in the last few months we have learnt that the North Polar ice cap is melting so fast that some scientists are predicting that in seven years it will completely disappear in summer."

You would be hard pressed to find a more half-witted guffin than His Royal Highness; time to short global warming.