Sunday, April 08, 2007

Michigan – Coming to an Ohio Near You?

The Democrats promise an Ipod for every student.

How am I supposed to parody these people? Don't they know that satire has a lower limit?

Passing out Ipods to every student as part of an education bill? Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Theoretically, I suppose that these could be used to make students download and listen to audiobooks, since we’ve given up on teaching them to read.