Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Thesis, Antithesis

Merge into the Hegelian synthesis, with the inescapable conclusion that Chuck Hagel is an idiot. Coming soon: more press conferences to announce that he may make an announcement later about the possibility of making an announcement at an unspecified time in the future.

Note to Chuck: Keep flying the press into Omaha for non-events like this, and they’ll go back to Arlen Specter as their favorite Republican.