Saturday, March 31, 2007

How to Really, Really, Get Americans Serious About China

Taint pet food. We in America don’t care about selling out national security secrets, but mess with Fido and Buffy, and you get our dander up.

Some pet owners are going organic. Unfortunately, there are not enough feral cats, squirrels, etc. in our neighborhood to keep schnoout going. Perhaps if we can get her to tackle some of the local deer….