Conservation for Thee,

But not for Me. It’s the new Gore motto! Or at least the processional in the Church of Global Warming.

Well, at least his “save the planet” concerts will only produce more CO2 in a day than Afghanistan did last year.

At least Al is courageously struggling for the one cause he truly cares about – promoting Al Gore. It’s a noble effort, and he really doesn’t have much material to work with.

If Al is to be the savior of the planet, the planet probably isn’t worth saving.

Oh, and Al, mix in a salad. That way, you won’t have to rent your tux from Omar the Tentmaker.

Update (27 Feb 07): More on Al Gore’s house. The contrast between Evil Capitalist Running Dog McChimpy Bushitler’s house (4,000 square feet), and those Standing Up For The Little Guy Heroes Who Speak Truth To Power Al Gore’s house (10,000 square feet) and John Edward’s (28,000 square feet) certainly says something. And not much good for our conspicously consuming champions of the poor and oppressed.

As John Hinderaker notes, how many other homes does Al have?